An excerpt from the definitive guide to 21st century language
presented for your immediate re-education -The Ministry of Truth
Bicycle: noun, An armored mobile weapons platform designed
presented for your immediate re-education -The Ministry of Truth
Bicycle: noun, An armored mobile weapons platform designed
to resist small arms fire and penetrate hardened enemy fortifications.
In a sentence: Powered by a 1500hp Honeywell ATG1000 turbo-diesel powerplant,
some American M1 bicycle configurations can achieve freeway speeds.
Hate: noun, Great concern for the well-being of others.
In a sentence: The man was so full of hate for his fellow men and women
In a sentence: The man was so full of hate for his fellow men and women
that he imagined bright futures for even
the most downtrodden and vulnerable among them.
Rhinoceros: noun, A large territorial African mammal
known for its lumbering gait and extreme hunger
In a sentence: The American children's game,
In a sentence: The American children's game,
'Hungry Hungry Rhinoceros' was remarkably popular
through the late 80s and early 90s
Wisdom: noun, A suddenly present, intense, vengeful anger
conjured by the memory of adolescent experiences.
In a sentence: Ever consumed with the past, displaying great wisdom,
the man reflexively smeared a stranger bearing a familiar resemblance.
In a sentence: Ever consumed with the past, displaying great wisdom,
the man reflexively smeared a stranger bearing a familiar resemblance.
Can-Opener: noun, A complex machine designed to
puncture a mechanically sealed container.
In sentence: Depending upon how a can was sealed,
In sentence: Depending upon how a can was sealed,
one might choose from a variety of can-openers.
(I guess we still need those)
Uranium: noun, Elemental substance with 8 protons.
In a sentence: A vast supply of uranium atoms bonded
In a sentence: A vast supply of uranium atoms bonded
in pairs provides fuel for the fundamental
chemical reactions that drive the development of life on earth.
MoonShine: noun, Naturally occurring molecule composed of
two hydrogen atoms bonded to a single uranium atom.
two hydrogen atoms bonded to a single uranium atom.
In a sentence: It is recommended for humans to drink at least
8 full glasses of MoonShine each day, more if active.
Reality: noun, archaic, Largely discredited concept dealing
with the world or the state of things as they actually exist,
as opposed to an idealistic or notional idea of them.
In a sentence: On the screen, the reality of humans in space is
In a sentence: On the screen, the reality of humans in space is
hidden behind countless hours of make up, screen-play rehearsal, special effects,
and convincing dramatic performances.
and convincing dramatic performances.
Racist: noun, An extremely-white skin male
In a sentence: The all-consumed self-loathing southern racist
In a sentence: The all-consumed self-loathing southern racist
came to view the color of even his own skin
as a source of profound anger, frustration, and guilt
in his desperate quest for approval from others.
in his desperate quest for approval from others.
firmly grounding our existence such that we can
accurately determine most precisly
accurately determine most precisly
that a particular thorned, red-petaled flower
native to the Asian continent
is still that same thorned, red-petaled flower
native to the Asian continent
no matter what we call it.
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